macden:

hey dudebro sunny fans if macdennis isn’t a thing beyond a gay joke here and there, why does dennis hold macs face and call him baby boy? and why did dennis reach for mac as soon as he woke up in the trailer? why did they film the kitten mittens scene like that? why are mac and dennis so codependent they can’t can’t function without each other for one afternoon? why did dennis just happen to get obsessed with marrying a woman, and the same day marry his high school girlfriend he barely knows, after mac went on a rant about the evils of gay marriage? why did mac have a clear look of jealousy on his face when dennis got a text from maureen at the strip club? why did dennis decide he doesn’t love maureen, he’s never loved her, after spending one night with mac? why did mac try to kiss dennis? why did dennis’ face look like that when he did? why does dennis take mac out on monthly dinners every month and say he’s spent the last 29 days looking forward to it when he apparently hates going on dates with women? why did dennis make a speech about how much he cares about mac and then sing to him in front of everyone just because mac was a little mad at him? why did mac fantasize about dennis telling him he can’t live without him and he loves him over and over when he died? why did mac and dennis look at each other like that while dancing to you’re the inspiration? why did mac try to kiss dennis again? why did dennis look like that when mac said ‘don’t go’ on the plane? and why did he look so disappointed when it was nothing? and go sleep with a woman directly after this despite barely pursuing women at this point? why did dennis get mac a dog when dennis hates dogs? why did they look at each other like that while holding hands thinking they were about to die? why does mac dream about dennis kissing him? and look elated when he thinks it’s happing for real? why did dennis look at mac like that, almost in tears, when mac bought him a valentine’s day present? why did mac want to raise dennis’ child with him? why did that scare dennis so much he left his whole life behind? why have they lived together with their shared life in their shared apartment for 20 years while never having a relationship outside each other that lasted more than a few weeks? also suck my dick